once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
Ever read a fic that is so heart wrenchingly beautiful and sad that you’re just like
Happy for you in my ass by The Summer Set
Teenagers in my ass.Curse Of The Virgin Canvas In My Ass by Alesana
And the snakes start to sing in my ass
I miss you in my ass
By Blink 182
In too deep in my ass omg
Don’t trust me in your ass
Bite my tongue in my ass.
stop and stare in my ass
Mmm Yeah in my ass
rather be in my ass
Paradise in my ass
no homo in my ass
Pub and go in my ass
drawing is fun until you realize how much better other people are at it than u
OH MY GOD SO I WAS CHASING AFTER REINER TODAY TO GIVE HIM A HUG (REINER IS A CAT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD) AND HE WAS BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND RUNNING AWAY SO I SHOUTED “REINER! REEEINEEERRRR!” AND SOMEBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD YELLED BACK “BERTHOLDT!?” AND NOW I MUST FIND THEM.
Uota is Mike Zakarius; Anzu Karei Kichi is Erwin Smith.
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”